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  • The Online Photographer: The Leica as Teacher
    "A year with a single Leica and a single lens, looking at light and ignoring color, will teach you as much about actually seeing photographs as three years in any photo school, and as much as ten or fifteen years (or more) of mucking about buying and selling and shopping for gear like the average hobbyist." This is not a bad point.
    (tags: photography learning teaching leica writing )
  • Insult Swordfighting: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    "It will [violent metaphor] you." Mitch has seen one too many press releases, methinks.
    (tags: games press pr e3 mitchkrpata writing funny humour )
  • Picasa Web Albums – Nate's SotC Gallery – Movies and High-Res Screenshots
    "High-resolution renders of gameplay from Shadow of the Colossus, including earlier versions of the game (where the colossi had differently-shaped eyes, as one example). Most of the screenshots are at or around 2048×1526 resolution – perfect for making wallpapers of any size." Ooooh.
    (tags: sotc shadowofthecolossus games art renders wallpaper )
  • Prezi – The zooming presentation editor
    "With the help of Prezi you can create maps of texts, images, videos, PDFs, drawings and present in a nonlinear way." Oh. Now that looks interesting.
    (tags: animation software presentation tools )
  • pats_quinade: Dollhouse! The Lost Episode
    "See, you're doing that zany goofball routine, but Xander and Wash never made sex slaves, so it kind of doesn't work." Seriously, this is the most accurate summary of Dollhouse you can imagine. If I'd been playing the drinking game, my liver would be dead by now.
    (tags: pastiche funny josswhedon summary dollhouse drinkinggame notmakingittosweeps )
  • Cake of Resignation on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
    "Today I gave a two week's notice of my intent to resign. The letter was written in frosting on a full sheet size cake. The cake was delicious and it was well received."
    (tags: funny cake resignation icing )
  • Dubious Quality: Killzone 2: I Live For This Shit!
    "I would be very interested in seeing a BSD game that introduced some moral ambiguity, or unexpected and painful consequences. I'd love to see a game where you start off with balls in full swing, then slowly start to realize that–mother*ucker–you're on the wrong side." Bill Harris gave up on Killzone 2. I'm mainly linking to this just because of the coinage of "BSD" as a genre, which is perfect.
    (tags: games writing billharris bsd killzone2 machismo )
  • Pulse Laser: Fantastical Design
    "Sometimes, it’s worth joining the dots between a few things you find." If in doubt, make a story out of nice things you saw. In this case: a quick exploration of the fantastical in design. With lots of pictures!
    (tags: design writing schulzeandwebb timhunkin fantastical heathrobinson rubegoldberg )
  • Jedi's Paradise – Childrens TV – Pob
    Probably the most comprehensive page on Pob I've found, with, most importantly, pictures of Rod Campbell both drawing mechanisms and opening boxes. Which is the bit I always want to refer to, but never can find pics of. Until now!
    (tags: mechanics television pob rodcampbell redbox )
  • Chris Heathcote: anti-mega: friends with benefits
    "The web is about sharing … and people will share with the tools they’re given. If username and password are front and centre, then they’re the tools people will use. There’s so much usability dogma about reducing the sign-up process and throwing people into use that important details – such as explaining what all the cogs and levers do – are forgotten, or assumed as knowledge." This is excellent, and all true, and I do not know how to solve this. But Chris' comments – that this is not stupid, this is how people are – are all spot on.
    (tags: design interaction security sharing chrisheathcote behaviour friendship privilege permissions custom )
  • Couple Always Having Sex By the Light of a Pause Menu « Hardcasual
    “We went through a bit of a rough patch a couple years ago, and I honestly believe that it has something to do with the fact that Metal Gear Solid has no music when you pause it.” Oh dear.
    (tags: games hardcasual funny )
  • scraplab : my last day at headshift
    "Being interesting is as important as being useful. Making things that delight and inspire is as important as creating value. Old systems are crumbling; the best you can do is be nimble, smart and make some trouble." Hurrah. Tom's going to be next door again, and we're going to hang out. And maybe make a whole lot of toruble.
    (tags: creativity making tomtaylor friends manifesto delight )
  • Planbeast
    "Planbeast is a free service that lets you find people to play your favorite Xbox 360 games with online. Planbeast allows you to schedule and join new online events for any Xbox Live-compatible title." And there was me all ready to build this (albeit just for Left4Dead)… and now somebody's gone and done it already.
    (tags: games online multiplayer xbox xboxlive scheduling planbeast )
  • Blues Guitar
    "This is a series of lessons on Blues Guitar." Simple, but thorough, and with some score/tab as well. Probably worth plugging through.
    (tags: music guitar tabs tutorials lessons blues scores )
  • Eegra: Updates a thousand times a second!! : EXCLUSIVE DETAILS ON NEXT STREET FIGHTER IV PATCH!
    "BUGFIXES: Fixed a bug that would sometimes cause characters other than Ken to appear on the Character Select screen during online play." Damn, that one's been affecting me too.
    (tags: games funny online bug streetfighter4 eegra kenfighterken sf4 )
  • Gamasutra – Analysis: Tabula Rasa 's Final Moments – A Firsthand Account
    "It is probably safe to say that, despite decades of ever more spectacular Hollywood visions of extra-terrestial domination, humanity in its worst nightmares never imagined it would have to contend with spawn-camping aliens." Chris Remo documents the end of Tabula Rasa from the frontlines.
    (tags: games writing mmo journalism apocalypse tabularasa end )
  • jQuery Sparklines
    "This jQuery plugin generates sparklines (small inline charts) directly in the browser using data supplied either inline in the HTML, or via javascript." Nifty.
    (tags: infographics visualization jquery plugin charts graphs sparklines )
  • The Brainy Gamer: Put away your popcorn
    "…when we step into the shoes of that avatar, be it 1st-person, 3rd-person or otherwise, we exit the darkened movie theater paradigm and enter an intricate, performative, exploratory lab of untested ideas and speculation. We enter a playful space that feels and responds much more like a live theater rehearsal than an interactive movie or a triggered series of movie clips." Michael debunks the games-as-cinema analogy with an interesting take that considers them as more like theatre rehearsal.
    (tags: games michaelabbott analogy cinema theatre rehearsal stage )
  • Grand Text Auto » The Tell-Tale Brick
    "This is not a book about the VCS, nor breakout, nor video games and video game culture; it is a chronicle of the experience of that entity we might call “the player.” Oddly, there is little I can take from it in terms of approaches to video gaming or thoughts on the VCS Breakout. But it did enlarge my perspective and help me think about physiological, cognitive, and, let us say, monomaniacal aspects of video game play. Nervous, very dreadfully nervous Sudnow has been, but why would I say that he is mad?" Sudnow passed away very recently; I really ought to read his book, more than ever.
    (tags: games writing criticism books arcade davidsurnow ethnography breakout )
  • scraplab : s3 fm is new thing i've built…
    "[s3fm]… lets anyone run a streaming radio station, with just a folder of MP3s. Put those MP3s in an Amazon S3 bucket, and give your friends the S3 FM link."
    (tags: music tomtaylor streaming radio aws mp3 s3 )
  • Matt Webb – Lift conferences, webcams & interviews
    Matt's talk (in English) from Lift 09, on scientific fiction, stories, and the design process. Good stuff – not too long – and wonderfully filmed: the cameraman focuses on his hands as much as his face, which is just perfect.
    (tags: design video creation process mattwebb drawing schulzeandwebb evolution lift lift09 )
  • LittleBigWatch: the NeoGAF hive-mind's LittleBigContra – Offworld
    NeoGAF users band together to make a perfect, eight-stage, LittleBigPlanet rendition of Contra. Remarkable, especially the behind-the-backdrop puppeteering that makes the walking-into-the-screen levels possible. This had better not get a takedown slapped on it, because it's phenomenal.
    (tags: games ugc amazing creation littlebigplanet demake remake contra )
  • Etsy :: geekdetails :: Main and Alt drinking glasses
    "Perfect gift for any World of Warcraft player or other MMORPGer in general. You get one "main" glass and one "alt" glass. Serving idea: fill your main with your alcoholic beverage and your alt with your chaser since mains are typically stronger than alts." Oh dear. (But: good gag, and dangerous for drinking games).
    (tags: funny wow worldofwarcraft joke glassware drinking paceyourself )
  • SF0
    "SFZero is a Collaborative Production Game. Players build characters by completing tasks for their groups and increasing their Score. The goals of play include meeting new people, exploring the city, and participating in non-consumer leisure activities."
    (tags: games play art sf cities urban open collaboration sanfrancisco sf0 )
  • Wolfram Blog : Exploring Logo Designs with Mathematica
    "One of my enduring passions is exploring graphic design with programmatic and generative systems. While some aspects of design require the skilled hand of the designer, others can be formalized and explored by computer. For those tasks, Mathematica is an exceptional tool." Some lovely thinking around generative design.
    (tags: design development generative branding code mathematica )
  • pup 15
    Pup ponders the heat-death of the universe. Beautiful, and a lovely use of space, too.
    (tags: art space comics astronomy webcomic )
  • Crew Resource Management – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    "CRM training encompasses a wide range of knowledge, skills and attitudes including communications, situational awareness, problem solving, decision making, and teamwork; together with all the attendant sub-disciplines which each of these areas entails. CRM can be defined as a management system which makes optimum use of all available resources – equipment, procedures and people – to promote safety and enhance the efficiency of flight operations."
    (tags: management communication safety crm )
  • The little page of TRANSPORT CHAOS
    Scrapes lots of things, produces a useful page which actually manages to stay up. Also, it spells TRANSPORT CHAOS the only way it should be spelt: in capitals.
    (tags: information uk funny scraping travel useful transportchaos transport )
  • 1854 – the blog of the British Journal of Photography
    Named for the year the BJP was founded; nicely written, and not just a fast-moving press release stream.
    (tags: blog uk photography bjp )
  • ABA | wonderfl build flash online
    All Kenta Cho's code on wonderfl.
    (tags: programming flash games web kentacho code )
  • forked from: forked from: forked from: AAShip | wonderfl build flash online
    Kenta Cho's making stuff on wondfl, in ActionScript. This example is ASCII-based bulletty goodness.
    (tags: flash shmup game kentacho via:offworld )
  • Versus CluClu Land: The Game Made Me Do It
    "So perverse as it might sound, I'm going to plead for less choice in video games. It's a paradox: by limiting the player's discretion, you can expand the narrative possibilities of the medium. Coercion can create a kind of emotional heft that you can't achieve within the confines of the empowerment-myth." All true, and FC2 is a fantastic example of this. But: this is just one way of making games. More of this, yes, but don't forget all the other approaches.
    (tags: games farcry2 choice freedom iroquoispliskin coercion )
  • wonderfl build flash online
    "write Actionscript3 code in a textarea, and your code will be compiled server side. Your compiled Flash will be reloaded automatically in the right side of the page, so write code and see it real-time." And you can fork other people's code. It's like github and Heroku all at once, but for Flash.
    (tags: programming flash online actionscript )
  • Brighten the Corners/Shop/Victor & Susie
    "A modern tale about caring, mending and letting-go, drawn with letters and punctuation marks." Oh! This is just beautiful – a short story about a girl, and a snail, composed entirely out of type.
    (tags: design story typography illustration children book )
  • kewlchops: Not quite what I had in mind.
    "Not what I had in mind at all." George Oates on how her firing from Flickr played out, which was pretty horrific as it turned out – she was on the other side of the world, presenting on behalf of the firm. I am really not sure what Yahoo! hope to gain from many of their recent redundancies, and least of all this one.
    (tags: flickr yahoo redundancies firing idiocy )
  • HARDCASUAL EXCLUSIVE: Activision CEO Writes Satan Over “Dante’s Inferno” « Hardcasual
    "You want to hear some gluttons eternally force-fed cake and chocolate milk? I don’t know what else XBox Live microtransactions were made for, broseph. " Hardcasual, I love you.
    (tags: games humour funny ea bobbykotick harcasual activison dantesinferno )
  • One More Go: Ikaruka, The Big Enemy Is Approaching – Offworld
    "Ikaruga doesn’t treat you mean because it wants to see you fail. Ikaruga treats you mean because it wants winning to feel wonderful. But the more I became addicted to that mechanic, the more uneasy I started to feel. Volunteering to be beaten and humiliated on the promise of eventual pleasure? Isn’t there a word for that?" I can't get on with Ikaruga – too much of a memory test, too much punishment, not enough pleasure – but I can totally understand these sentiments. Lovely writing.
    (tags: offworld blogs ikaruga treasure shmups experiential reward )
  • “The words should roll out of the mouth” – On the dubbing of “The Wire” in German | The Babbel Blog
    The Wire has started airing on German TV, in a dubbed version; fascinating interview on how to translate it whilst keep the flavour of the original show.
    (tags: wire dubbing translation german tv thewire language slang )
  • Eegra: Updates a thousand times a second!! : Five-word/Haiku Review Database
    How come I have not seen this before?
    (tags: games humour haiku reviews funny )
  • Offworld goes to hell – Offworld
    Preserved at least in the screengrab of this post: today is the 15th anniversary of the release of Doom, and Offworld have reskinned accordingly. Fun.
    (tags: doom offworld blog design )
  • When Linux fails | Tux Deluxe
    "The outcome of this rampant illegal software copying is that Windows is seen as "the first world standard" and any attempt to push a cheaper alternative is strongly resisted. They consider it trying to cheat local people out of getting the same quality of software that is used in the developed world, even though it's a legal way of getting quality software for free." Not what you'd expect, but totally understandable: as said before, there is a middle class everywhere, and it has the same aspirations everywhere.
    (tags: windows opensource linux africa aspiration middleclass software )
  • Steven Spielberg interview – Quarter To Three Forums
    …and here's a tiny bit that got cut from the final interviewer, from Tom Chick's own site. Spielberg talks in more detail about balancing storytelling and gameplay, and expands a bit on the cutscene problem.
    (tags: tomchick stevenspielberg interview games play narrative cutscenes storytelling )
  • Steven Spielberg – Celebrity Byte – Yahoo! Games
    Tom Chick interviews Spielberg on games for Yahoo!. Spielberg is consumate and smart, as you'd expect, but also well-grounded; he really does _play games_. "Yes, I've played Half-Life, of course" – the "of course" is the important bit.
    (tags: games stevenspielberg interview storytelling narrative play boomblox )
  • Littlebigplanet: Sackboy Pattern In UK's Leading Knitting Magazine
    “Sackboy will be tremendously popular and this is the perfect time of year to knit the little chap. Knitting and customizing him means that he will be utterly unique and a very cool accessory. We’re very lucky to have him in the magazine and we hope that he’ll help to increase the already sizable crossover between the great communities of gamers and knitters, online or not.” Frankly smashing. I wonder if Mum's looking for a Christmas knitting project?
    (tags: knitting crafting games littlebigplanet sackboy )
  • Play This Thing! | MSG
    "In short, [MSG] defies many of the characteristics we normally ascribe to a tabletop RPG — in the context of a very cynical, and very cool, cyberpunky future where even the minimal constraints on corporate action that currently apply are removed, and any residual ethical norms for businessmen are considered the domain of chumps. Excellent, in a word." Ordered, based upon Greg's writeup and also the fantastic downloadable version of the ruleset. Now, to find some players.
    (tags: corporate rpg games play roleplaying business satire )
  • The Online Photographer: A Rant About the D3X
    A somewhat geeky – and swear-free – Downfall adaptation, but pretty spot-on nontheless.
    (tags: downfall nikon fullframe d3x pastiche parody funny photography )
  • Ciarán Walsh’s Blog » TextMate Plug-in: ProjectPlus
    A better way of handling TextMate projects, or so I'm told. Giving this a crack.
    (tags: textmate plugin )
  • The Disciplines of User Experience
    "…what is user experience design by itself, those areas that aren’t filled up with other bubbles? I tried to answer some of that in an earlier post, but the short answer is: not much, aside from coordination between the various disciplines, or what used to be called creative direction. It’s about the joining of the different disciplines, and not particularly a discipline in and of itself… Without the “raw materials” of the disciplines that make up UX, UX would be empty indeed." Some nice thoughts, clearly delineated, from Dan.
    (tags: userexperience ux design diagram visualisation practice )
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